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My name is Chevy and I pooped on my mom’s body pillow last night as she was going to sleep. I am never ashamed of myself.

OMG THIS IS MY CAT!! I AM SO PROUD

I was inspired tonight!

holy fuck i want this bike.

DEAL WITH IT

Eastern screech owlets stare out of their home in a tree in Okefenokee Swamp in Georgia, USA. Picture: Graham McGeorge / Barcroft Media

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?

Love is the death of duty.

(Source: jonarryn)

Childhood logic

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

seltzer.

Best part of the supermarket.